As Powerful As Anyone May Claim God

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

When It Comes To God's Existence, I'm Not An Atheist And I'm Not Agnostic. I'm An Acrostic. The Whole Thing Puzzles Me.

I Love It In A Movie When They Throw A Guy Off A Cliff. I Love It Even When It's Not A Movie. No, Especially When It's Not A Movie.

Don't Give Your Money To The Church. They Should Be Giving Their Money To You.

There's This Man Who Lives In The Sky, And He Has Ten Things He Doesn't Want You To Do, And You'll Burn For A Long Time If You Do Them. But He Loves You.