As Soon As The People Fix One

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

We Must Be Truthful And Fair In The Ordinary Affairs Of Life Before We Can Be Truthful And Fair In Patriotism And Religion.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.

As A Man Handles His Troubles During The Day, So He Goes To Bed At Night A General, Captain, Or Private.