As The Sun Sets, We've All Had

Everybody Told Me This 'girl On The Piano' Thing Was Never Going To Work.

Women Must Understand That Simply Attacking Or Hating Men Is Just Another Form Of Disempowerment. A Woman Has To Realize That When She Makes A Man Crawl It Doesn't Give Her Power.

Her Cover Version Of Smells Like Teen Spirit Is The Reason Kurt Killed Himself.

My Grandmother Really Liked Virgins. There's Nothing Wrong With Virgins, There's A Time And A Place For That. I Had Other Things On My Mind... Like Robert Plant.

My Ears Are Huge. If There's Ever A Problem With A Plane I'm On, They Could Just Put Me On The Wing And I'll Land The Sucker.