As The Tree Is Bent, So It

If I'm The President Of The United States, I Walk Right Into Union Square, I Set Up My Little Presidential Podium, And I Say, 'listen, Citizens Of San Francisco, If You Vote Against Military Recruiting, You're Not Going To Get Another Nickel In Federal Funds. Fine. You Want To Be Your Own Country? Go Right Ahead. And If Al Qaeda Comes In Here And Blows You Up, We're Not Going To Do Anything About It. We're Going To Say, Look, Every Other Place In America Is Off Limits To You, Except San Francisco. You Want To Blow Up The Coit Tower? Go Ahead.'

I Just Think Barack [obama], He Doesn't Dig Being Asked At All. He's Got A Bit Of An Imperious Nature About Him. I Guess Nobody Has Told Him That Nobody Reads Newspapers Anymore. That Is A Dying Art Form.

Every Company In America Should Be On Its Knees Thanking Jesus For Being Born. Without Christmas, Most American Businesses Would Be Far Less Profitable. More Than Enough Reason For Business To Be Screaming 'merry Christmas.'

When You Call Us, Ladies And Gentlemen, Just So You Know, We Do Have Your Phone Number. And If You Say Anything Untoward, Obscene Or Anything Like That, Fox Security Then Will Contact Your Local Authorities, And You Will Be Held Accountable.

In Primetime Cable Television Today, The Anchor Or Anchors, With An "s", Have To Drive The Hour. The Anchor Has To Be Skilled Enough To Take It Over. So If I Find That It's Getting Boring Or I'm Not Getting Information I Want, I'll Take It Over. I'll Do A Soliloquy, I'll Ask An Outrageous Question, I'll Wave My Arms In The Air, I'll Lift It Myself. It's Like A Quarterback That's Back To Pass And Nobody's Open.