As Unhealthy As I Am, I'm Weirdly

But For The Most Part, For The Majority Of A Stand-up Audience, You Better Have New Stuff They've Not Heard. And If You Put An Album Out, Just Consider That Material Gone. At Least That's How I See It.

Even If You're Popular, There Are Times When You Just Feel Like You're Not A Part Of Things.

Meal Isn't Over When I'm Full. Meal's Over When I Hate Myself.

I Identify Myself As A Stand-up First. Even Though Lately There's Been An Explosion Of Acting On My Schedule.

All The Truly Great Stand-ups Say, "i Go Onstage, And I Work On Jokes. The Inspiration Will Happen While I'm Doing My Work." To Me, In The End, The Surest Thing Is Work.