As Unhealthy As I Am, I'm Weirdly

Beyond Any Role That I Ever Had, Really Early On As A Stand-up, I Would See Actors Decide To Try It And They Would Bomb Miserably. What I Realized Was That Stand-up, Acting And Writing Are All Their Own Disciplines.

We Need Conservatives That Can Accept Gays, And Then We Need Hippies That Can Shave And Bathe.

Any Acting Job That I Ever Got, I Always Treated It Like I Was A Neophyte, I Didn't Know What I Was Doing And I Was Going To Work Just As Hard As I Do On My Stand-up.

I Grew Up In Such A Featureless, Personality-less Suburb. There Was Nothing To Push Against.

I'm Not Familiar With The Metric System.