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Corporations Have Free Speech, But They Can't Speak Like You And Me. They Don't Have Mouths Or Hands.

Now You'll Have To Wait For Hours In Line For Medical Care Instead Of Immediately Not Getting Any.

Winning The Nobel Prize Does Not Automatically Qualify You To Be Commander In Chief. I Think George Bush Has Proved Definitively That To Be President, You Don't Need To Care About Science, Literature Or Peace.

I Believed In Global Warming After Al Gore's Movie Made Money; The Market Had Spoken.

‎you Cannot Correct An Old Person Every Time They Say Something Offensive. You Would Never Make It Through Thanksgiving Dinner!