As We Celebrate Mediocrity, All The Boys

When I Met Elvis, We Didn't Really Have A Conversation. I Was Introduced By My Uncle, And He Sort Of Grunted My Way. What Stays With Me Is The Whole Scene. I Had Never Seen A Real Mob Scene Before. I Was Really Young And Impressionable. Elvis Really Did Look - He Looked Sort Of Not Real, As If He Were Glowing.

I Can't Crawl Any Further. You Never Crawled For Me.

I'm Always Having Fun. Playing Is Fun. Music Is Fun.

I'm Actually Better On The Guitar Than When I Started, I Think, Because I've Had So Much Time With It And I Still Practice And I Love To Do It And I Love To Sing.

That's Stupid. You Couldn't Pay Me To Go. I'm Not Oversimplifying It. That's What's Going On. I Don't Think It Would Be Any Fun Without The Drugs. It's A Drug Party.