As You Get Older, The Pickings Get

I Think That The Truth Is A Really Stern Taskmistress.

I'm Fond Of Kissing. It's Part Of My Job. God Sent Me Down To Kiss A Lot Of People.

I Don't Like My Face. I Don't Like To Look At It.

I Mean, For Years [my Father] Would Been Doing Everything Imaginable ... From Speed To Downers To You Name It. I Used To Call That "changing Seats On The Titanic," And I Used To Say That I Myself Was Not Only Changing Seats On The Titanic But Dating The Crew.

I Always Felt The Jewish Part More. In Fact, Growing Up I Felt Like A Jew Among Wasps. My Brother Is More Decidedly Waspy.