As You Get Older, The Pickings Get

Believe Me, I Didn't Think There Was Some Princely Family I Belonged To.

The Parrots Are Great. They Do Something I Refer To As "the Phone Call From Venus." They Repeat All My Phone Conversations. It Can Very Annoying - Like Having A Lot Of Children In The House Screaming.

I Was Street Smart, But Unfortunately The Street Was Rodeo Drive.

I Don't Think 50-50 Relationships Exist. Men Have An Incredibly Variety Of Options. It's Much Harder For A Woman To Do Both Things. I Think Traditional Relationships Work Best.

I Used To Want To Gamble, Too, Until I Was 20 And Could Actually Go To A Casino. Then I Wasn't So Crazy About The Attitude.