As You Get Older, You Find That

Some People Were Offended By A Show About Cougars.

I Have A Lot Of Glass In My House, And I Remember Saying As A Joke Once That I Clean My Stuff With Windex While My Friends Are Over, But Then I Found Myself Actually Doing That The Other Day. It's Horrible.

At One Point My Dad Called Me And Said, 'you Have Always Been A Great Salesman. I Think It's Time You Come Home And Sell Swimming Pools.'

If I Like Myself At This Weight, Then This Is What I'm Going To Be. I Don't Have An Eating Disorder.

I Have A Terrible Attention Span, So If Something Can Keep My Attention, I Know That That's At Least A Great Start.