As You Get Older You Realize Your

Middle Names Are Kind Of Like Vice Presidents: It's A Fine Distinction And Certainly An Honor, But You're Never Not Aware That Someone Else Got The Real Job.

The Biggest Thing I Remember Is That There Was Just No Transition. You Hit The Ground Diapering.

The Most Challenging Part Of Being A Dad Is Trying To Postpone The Moment When They Realize You Don't Know Anything. I Love Any Sentence That Begins With Daddy...? Because It's Implied They're Looking Up To You - That You'll Have The Answer. The Truth Is, I Don't Have Any Answers.

There Are Two Types Of People In Life - Those Who Get It And Those Who Don't.

Jerry Lewis Played On The Very First Season Of Mad About You, And He Played Basically Himself, But He Was Called Some Other Name. He Said He's Never Done It; He'd Never Done A Half-hour Of [sitcom] Television. This Was 1992 Or '93. And I Said, "well How Is That?" And He Goes, "nobody Ever Asked Me." It's Like The Pretty Girl At The Dance; Everybody's Too Afraid To Ask.