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As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.
-George Carlin
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As You Swim The River Of Live,
George Carlin
As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.
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