At Cbs, I’m In Your House. I’m

I Don't Just Like Sexual Double Entendres I Love Them, I Stroke Them, I Milk Them, I Spank Them When They're Naughty.

If It Doesn't Work, At Least It Will Be An Interesting Train Wreck.

Oprah's Quitting In 2011. Now We Know Why The Mayans Ended Their Calendar In 2012

In Some Countries Women's Day Is A National Holiday And Men Give Women Flowers. In America Women's Day Falls On Another Holiday, Mardi Gras, Where Men Give Women Beads In The Respectful And Post-feminist Desire To See Their Naked Boobies.

Confession Is A Sacred Rite Enhanced By Allegory, Exaggeration, And Lies.