At Home I Drive An Old Land

Mexican Cars Are Just Going To Be Lazy, Feckless, Flatulent, Overweight, Leaning Against A Fence Asleep Looking At A Cactus With A Blanket With A Hole In The Middle On As A Coat.

For Somebody Who Has Injured Their Brain, Every Single Thing They Say And Think Will Be The Subject Of Their Own Questioning.

I Mostly Drive Around In A Fiat 500 Twinair, And That's A Pretty Small Car!

I Had Post-traumatic Amnesia, Five-second Memory, It Happens As A Result Of Brain Injury.

I Like To Think That My Arrogance, Impetuosity, Impatience, Selfishness And Greed Are The Qualities That Make Me The Lovable Chap I Am.