At Home I Drive An Old Land

Some Say He Isn’t Machine Washable, And All His Potted Plants Are Called ‘steve’. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

My Grandfather On One Side Was Trained As A Cabinetmaker But Eventually Worked As A Coachbuilder And Then Built Cars. I Inherited From Him A Love Of Cars, But With No Technical Ability Whatsoever, Sadly!

Oversteer Is Best Cause You Dont See The Tree That Kills You.

And I Like Pygmy Goats, Because They're Just Lovely, And Ducks.

I Don't Particularly Want To Smear Myself Into A Hillside.