At My Age An Affair Of The

[on Plastic Surgery:] My Motto Is: 'anything That Can Be Lifted Should Be Lifted. Anything That Falls Should Be Caught. And Try To Catch Any Falling Stuff Before It Hits The Ground.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.