At School Where You A Dunce Or

Just The Other Day Someone Threw A Bra Duct-taped To A Tennis Ball. I Just Stood There, Playing Guitar, Thinking How This Was Totally Premeditated. Some Girl Sat Around Inventing A Way To Get Her Bra Onstage From 40 Rows Back.

Rock Stars Are Like Sports Stars: If You Snap Your Ankle, You're Done.

The Whole Slacker Generation Totally Didn't Apply To Us Musically.

I Have Crazy Claustrophobic Dreams, Weird Elevator Dreams Where The Elevator Closes In And All Of A Sudden I Am Lying Down - Oh My God, It's A Casket. Just Freaky Stuff Like That.

Ladies And Gentlemen, God Bless America - Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave.