Atheism Is A Religion The Way Abstinence

I Don't Know Anyone Less Jesus Like Than Christians.

Meat Is Dirty. I Wouldn't Touch A Hot Dog Without A Condom On It

Now, I'm No Doctor, But I Am On Tv. And In My Professional Opinion, George Bush Is A Paranoid Schizophrenic.

People Are Very Narcissistic. It's Not All Their Fault. We Live In A Society Where There Is A Magazine For You, A Channel For You, A Perfume For You.

New Polls Show That Obama Is Now Pulling Away From Mitt Romney. And, Of Course, What Could Be More Natural Than To See Mitt Romney And Pull Away?