Attack Life, It's Going To Kill You

I Love The Internet, And The Internet Loves Me Back. Why Else Would It Offer Me So Much Sex?

If We Don't Cut Expensive Things Like Head Start, Child Nutrition Programs, And Teachers, What Sort Of Future Are We Leaving For Our Children?

John Boehner Chose A Huge Gavel. I Think Somebody's Compensating For His Small Government.

If It's Called The Usa Today, Why Is All The News From Yesterday?

John Boehner Will Be The New Speaker Unless, Out Of Habit, He Blocks His Own Confirmation.