Audiences Have Kept Me Alive.

Give The People What They Want And Then Go Have A Hamburger.

My Life, My Career Has Been Like A Roller Coaster. I've Either Been An Enormous Success Or Just A Down-and-out Failure.

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.

I Truly Have A Great Love For An Audience, And I Used To Want To Prove It To Them By Giving Them Blood.

When I Die I Have Visions Of Fags Singing 'over The Rainbow' And The Flag At Fire Island Being Flown At Half Mast.