Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

A Beautiful Woman Peers Out Her Window, As Full Of Envy As The Harridan Who Peers Up At Her From The Street.

The Poor Live Slow And Hard; The Rich, Fast And Easy. The Rest Of Us Shuffle Along As We May.

A Yawn Is More Disconcerting Than A Contradiction.

Between Repetition And Forgetting, It Is A Marvel That A New Thought Ever Struggles Into Existence.

Chastity Is Now Treated As A Sexual Problem.