Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

Everyone Makes Sexy Sounds; Relatively Few, Sexy Sights.

With Decrepitude, Longevity Has Overshot The Mark.

New York Is Full Of Abandoned Churches. A Godless City, But Full Of Superstitions On Every Subject--art, Money, Sex, Food, Health.

I Am Plain-speaking Out Of Both Sides Of My Mouth.

Health Can Be Squandered, But Not Stored Up.