Austin Sounds A Little Bit Like Aston

I Love New York City. I Love That I Get To Live There And I Love Everything About It.

I Do Miss Saturday Night Live, That's For Sure. There's Nothing Like It. I Just Hosted, And I Felt I'd Only Been Away For A Week.

The Interesting Thing About Life Is, There Is What You Think Is Going To Happen, And What Actually Happens.

My Father Was Always A Straight-up Funny Guy. He Was Silly. He Was My Inspiration.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?