Austin Sounds A Little Bit Like Aston

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?

I Would Love To Be A Father. I Had A Great Father Who Taught Me How Gratifying That Is. I'm Not Going To Deny Myself That. I Think I'd Be Good At It. Everybody Wants That Experience. I Definitely Do.

I've Been Frozen For 30 Years. I've Got To See If My Bits And Pieces Are Still Working.

Having A Kid Is Like Falling In Love For The First Time When You're 12, But Every Day.