Awards Are Meaningless To Me, And I

To People Who Want To Be Rich And Famous, I'd Say, "get Rich First And See If That Doesn't Cover It."

Drinking Again? Go To Hell. All I Ever Do Is Make Some Movies That Made A Lot Of Money Now Leave Me Alone, I Want To Have Some Fun.

My Iphone Has 2 Million Times The Storage Of The 1969 Apollo 11 Computer. They Went To The Moon. I Throw Birds At Pig Houses

I Don't Feel Like It's Pressure. It's More Of An Obligation - Not To Entertain Or Be Funny, But To Have A Certain Levity. I Mean, There's Got To Be A Lightness In Your Leg. You Have To Be As Light As You Can Be, And You Don't Have To Be Weighted Down, Stuck In Your Emotions And Stuck In Your Body, Stuck In Your Head. You Just Want To Try And Elevate Something.

I Was At The New York Film Critics Circle Awards One Year - They Called Me Up When Somebody Canceled Two Days Before The Thing, And Asked Me To Present Some Awards. So I Went, And One Of The Funniest Film Moments I've Ever Had Was When They Introduced The New York Film Critics. They All Stood Up - Motley Isn't The Word For That Group. Everybody Had Some Sort Of Vision Problem, Some Sort Of Damage - I Had To Bury Myself In My Napkin.