Ay, Ay, The Best Terms Will Grow

A Circulating Library In A Town Is As An Evergreen Tree Of Diabolical Knowledge.

If Parliament Were To Consider The Sporting With Reputation Of As Much Importance As Sporting On Manors, And Pass An Act For The Preservation Of Fame As Well As Game, There Are Many Who Would Thank Them For The Bill.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

They Only Have Lived Long Who Have Lived Virtuously.

You Write With Ease, To Show Your Breeding, But Easy Writing's Vile Hard Reading.