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A Lot Of Journalists Give Me A Hard Time About How I Look, But I've Never Met A Journalist I'd Rather Look Like.

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I've Got A Facebook Page, But I've Never Put Anything On It. I've Got A Presence On All The Social Networks, In Fact, But I've Never Once Sent A Message. I'm There Because, Otherwise, Someone's Going To Pretend To Be Me.

It's Really Easy To Slide Into A Depression Fueled By The Pointlessness Of Existence.

I Don't Want The Cure To Fizzle Out Doing 45-minute Shows Of Greatest Hits. That Would Be Awful For Our Legacy.