Babies Are Always More Trouble Than You

Life Is Beautiful But People Are Crazy.

It Was While Making Newspaper Deliveries, Trying To Miss The Bushes And Hit The Porch, That I First Learned The Importance Of Accuracy In Journalism.

Scientists Are Like Atomic Nuclei. They Are More Easily Split Than Fused.

Being Politically Correct Means Always Having To Say You're Sorry.

There Are No Exceptions To The Rule That Everybody Likes To Be An Exception To The Rule.