Baloney Fudging Mustard!

Winning The Royal Rumble Is As Big An Accomplishment As Anything.

Lightning Will Shoot From My Ass!!!

You Learn To Laugh At Yourself And You Also Lean On Comedy As A Crutch To Kind Of Take The Edge Off Because Comedians Often Are Self-deprecating And They Cross Lines That They Shouldn't. Stuff Like That Brings A Smile To My Face Every Once In A While When Needed.

Whether Fighting Or Spitting, My Discipline Is Unforgiving!

I'm Not Trying To Brainwash My Critics. If They're Critics, They're Critics, And That's Their Job To Be Critical, But I Certainly Enjoy The Involvement I Have With My Fans. I Enjoy The Time I Get To Spend With Them, And I Don't Waste Time With Someone Stubborn Who Is Not Going To Come Around.