Bambi, To A Kid, Was Scary.

I'm A Sucker For A Free Tuxedo.

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.

My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not Fun. I've Already Had More Fun With My Grandchildren Than My Grandparents Ever Had With Me.

Despite What The Wall Street Journal Says, Our Awards Are The Best-kept Secret In America, With The Possible Exception Of What George W. Bush Did In The '70s.

Even When I Was In School Shows, In Elementary School Doing Plays, I'd Always Go Off Book And Start Improvising.