Bands Today Have To Learn Their Craft

Tina Turner Gave Me The Highway Blues.

I Tried To Commit Suicide One Day. It Was A Very Woody Allen-type Suicide. I Turned On The Gas And Left All The Windows Open.

I Used To Get My Money At The End Of The Week, Buy My Mum Something, Or Buy A Record, And That Was It.

I Love Drag Queens And I Love Going To See Them Perform Because Those People Have Got So Much Character And Bravery. Such Balls! I Love People With Balls.

Well, As I Was Saying... Everyone's So Nice To Me, Usually.