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The Last Thing I Stole Was A Box Of Coca Cola From A Parked Truck In Adelaide. I Was Nice And Drunk. It Was New Year's Eve. And That Was About 28 Years Ago.

I Am Not A Perfect Man Who Has Led A Faultless Life.

I Won A Scholarship With The Brixton School Of Building. I Screwed Around, Not Putting In A Proper Attendance.

It Has Been Rumoured That I Was The Brains Of The Robbery, But That Was Totally Incorrect. I've Been Described As The Tea Boy, Which Is Also Incorrect.

There's A Difference Between Criminals And Crooks. Crooks Steal. Criminals Blow Some Guy's Brains Out. I'm A Crook.