Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet.

Don't Listen To Those Who Say, You Taking Too Big A Chance. Michelangelo Would Have Painted The Sistine Floor, And It Would Surely Be Rubbed Out By Today.

I Feel Like Writing About A Time When I Was Probably, And Think All Of Us Are, The Happiest Before The Obligations Start In.

There Are Two Million Interesting People In New York And Only Seventy-eight In Los Angeles.

All Humor Is Based On Hostility - That's Why World War Two Was Funny.