Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

Money Brings Some Happiness. But After A Certain Point, It Just Brings More Money.

Give Your Mind A Chance To Travel Through Foreign Languages.

Everyone Thinks They Can Write A Play; You Just Write Down What Happened To You. But The Art Of It Is Drawing From All The Moments Of Your Life.

Sports Is The Only Entertainment Where, No Matter How Many Times You Go Back, You Never Know The Ending.

All Humor Is Based On Hostility - That's Why World War Two Was Funny.