Barack Obama Now Says He Is Open

They Said That President Bush's War In Iraq Has Cost The Former Spanish Prime Minister His Job. So President Bush Isn't Losing American Jobs Anymore, He's Branching Out To Other Countries.

Have You Seen The Cover Of Newsweek? They Have Martha Stewart On The Cover, But It's Not Actually Martha. It's A Doctored Photo. They Put Martha's Head On A Slimmer Woman's Body. And Martha Was Very Upset About This. She Said, 'hey, If I Wanted My Face On Another Woman's Body, I'd Stay In Prison.'

Do You Realize That The Bush Administration Has Now Produced More Gay Marriages Than Jobs?

Before We Give The Government Any More Money, Show Us Some Receipts.

If You Restore A Car, And You're Making Money, Then You're Doing It Wrong.