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The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

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