Baseball Has Been Good To Me Since

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.

I'm Not Buddy-buddy With The Players. If They Need A Buddy, Let Them Buy A Dog.

A Slick Way To Outfigure A Person Is To Get Him Figuring You Figure He's Figuring You're Figuring He'll Figure You Aren't Really Figuring What You Want Him To Figure You Figure.

The Way We Have Been Playing, I Might Tell My Players Not To Cross The Picket Line (umpire Strike Of 1979).

The Only Thing Bad About Winning The Pennant Is That You Have To Manage The All-star Game The Next Year. I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.