Baseball Is Drama With An Endless Run

Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now That He Has His Curve Ball Straightened Out.

He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys. There Are People Like That... Every Day In Their Lives Is Christmas Eve.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.