Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding

Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable To Be Candidates Themselves, Teach A President How To Act On A Public Stage.

Those Of Manhattan Are The Brokers On Wall Street And They Talk Of People Who Went To The Same Colleges; Those From Queens Are Margin Clerks In The Back Offices And They Speak Of Friends Who Live In The Same Neighborhood.

Governments Mostly Don't Do Much. And You've Also Got To Understand The Level Of Incompetence Out There. Nobody Knows What They're Doing. They Just Pose And Act As If They Know And Walk Through Life And Get Away With It.

Marvelous Marv Was Holding Down First Base. This Is Like Saying Willie Sutton Works At Your Bank.

You See, The Mets Are Losers, Just Like Nearly Everybody Else In Life. This Is The Team For The Cab Driver Who Gets Held Up And The Guy Who Loses Out On A Promotion Because He Didn't Maneuver Himself To Lunch With The Boss Enough. It Is The Team For Every Guy Who Has To Get Out Of Bed In The Morning And Go To Work For Short Money On A Job He Does Not Like. The Yankees? Who Does Well Enough To Root For Them, Laurence Rockefeller?