Be Careful Not To Do Your Good

I'm Very Proud Of Myself On My, Whatever The Literacy Is, I'm Pretentious, Totally Pretentious. I Like To Say 'hmm', For Example.

The Reason Most Folksongs Are So Atrocious Is That They Were Written By The People.

Political Satire Became Obsolete When They Awarded Henry Kissinger The Nobel Peace Prize.

Some Of You May Have Met Mathematicians And Wondered How They Got That Way.

There's Ten Stuffed Heads In My Trophy Room Right Now, Two Game Wardens, Seven Hunters, And A Cow.