Be Careful That What You Write Does

The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out.

Dilbert: You Joined The "flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I Believe The Earth Must Be Flat. There Is No Good Evidence To Support The So-called "round Earth Theory." Dilbert: I Think Christopher Columbus Would Disagree. Dogbert: How Convenient That Your Best Witness Is Dead.

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.

The Computer Cuts My Production Time In Half. I Love It.