Be Nice To Everyone And Tell Jokes.

You Are A Gut Maggot With No Guts.

Theres A Woman In Arkansas That's Such A Bad Cook, That A Swarm Of Flies Got Together And Repaired Her Screen Door.

Nothing Changes Like Changes, Because Nothing Changes But The Changes.

Enlightenment Is The Mind That Is Open To Anything, But Attached To Nothing. That Is Freedom. No Values, No Resentment, No Grudges. Not Carrying The Past Along With You. Not Carrying Memories From The Past That Are Hurtful And Shameful And Embarrassing. Just Let All That Go And You Are Living In Enlightenment, And You Are Free For Everything.

Your Heart Is The Face Of Your Spirit, It Holds Everything You Have Been, You Are, And What You Are Going To Be.