Be Nice To Everyone And Tell Jokes.

Acting Is A Trick Word Invented In The Festival Of Dionysus, Before Christ, In Greece At A Fertility Festival. That's Where Theatre Came From: A Fertility Festival. No Women Were Allowed. All The Men Played All The Parts.

I Don't Know How I Got Involved In 'celebrity Wife Swap.' It Came From My Agent Hugh. He Got The Opportunity For Me.

You Know What Art Stands For? Above Real Truth.

The First Time I Saw Mikhail Baryshnikov It Was Like He Had An Anti-gravity Machine In His Pants. He Would Jump And Stay In The Air For 10 Minutes.

Relationship. R-e-l-a-t-i-o-n-s-h-i-p Means This: Really Exciting Love Affair Turns Into Overwhelming Nightmare. Sobriety Hangs In Peril.