Be Patient With The Boys - You

A Good Front Is Half The Battle In Love Or War.

Faith Is The Effort To Believe What Your Common Sense Tells You Is Not True.

A Person Born With An Instinct For Poverty.

Academic Education Is The Act Of Memorizing Things Read In Books, And Things Told By College Professors Who Got Their Education Mostly By Memorizing Things Read In Books.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously