Be The Hero Of Your Own Story.

When You Snatch Little Pieces Of Other People's Lives And Try To Palm Them Off As Your Own, That's More Disgusting Than Anything. Robin Williams Is A Huge Thief. Denis Leary Is A Huge Thief. His Whole Stand-up Career Is Based On Bill Hicks, A Brilliant Guy Who Died Years Ago.

The Universe Rewards Calculated Risk And Passion

Maybe We Can Combine 2 Things That Everybody Loves. Helping Out The Poor And Blow Jobs.

I've Done Jiujitsu A Huge Chunk Of My Life, And I Try To Spend A Lot Of Time Educating People On The Nuances, The Subtleness Of The Ground Game. It's A Big Part Of Mixed Martial Arts.

I Thought Eventually I'd Have A Family And I Really Didn't Want To Be A Loser Like That Guy In His 40s Still Shopping His Band's Shitty Demo Tapes Around.