Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

Threescore Years And Ten Is Enough; If A Man Can't Suffer All The Misery He Wants In That Time, He Must Be Numb.

Human Happiness Konsists In Having What Yu Want, And Wanting What Yu Have.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.