Beauty Is An Accidental And Transient Good.

The Wisest Among Us Is A Fool In Some Things.

Platonic Love Is Platonic Nonsense.

Women Love Those Best (whether Men, Women, Or Children) Who Give Them Most Pain.

Romances In General Are Calculated Rather To Fire The Imagination, Than To Inform The Judgment.

But Let Not Those Worthy Young Women, Who May Think Themselves Destined To A Single Life, Repine Over-much At Their Lot; Since, Possibly, If They Have Had No Lovers, Or Having Had One, Two, Or Three, Have Not Found A Husband, They Have Had Rather A Miss Than A Loss, As Men Go.