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Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

For One Brief Moment Victory Was Within Our Grasp!" "and Then The Game Started!

I Think I'm Afraid Of Being Happy Because Whenever I Get Too Happy Something Bad Always Happens.

The Best Theology Is Probably No Theology; Just Love One Another.

The Worst Part Of It Is You Don't Know If He's Barking At An Owl, The Moon Or A Burglar!" "that's One Of The Drawbacks Of A Limited Vocabulary!