Beauty Tips - How To Look Younger:

Lucy Was Using My Blanket To Dry The Dishes. We Now Have Very Secure Dishes!

Sometimes, When You're Really Depressed, All You Want To Do Is Nothing. All You Want To Do Is Lean Your Head On Your Arm, And Stare Into Space. Sometimes This Can Go On For Hours. If You're Unusually Depressed, You May Have To Change Arms.

Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

I Think I'm Afraid Of Being Happy Because Whenever I Get Too Happy Something Bad Always Happens.

Those Dreams I Have At Night Are Going To Drive Me Crazy. Last Night I Dreamed That Little Red-haired Girl And I Were Eating Lunch Together... But She's Gone... She's Moved Away, And I Don't Know Where She Lives, And She Doesn't Know I Even Exist, And I'll Never See Her Again... And... I Wish Men Cried.