Beauty Without Intelligence Is Like A Hook

Man, I Can Assure You, Is A Nasty Creature.

A Lover Tries To Stand In Well With The Pet Dog Of The House.

The Impromptu Reply Is Precisely The Touchstone Of The Man Of Wit.

Great Is The Fortune Of He Who Possesses A Good Bottle, A Good Book, And A Good Friend.

And Knowing Money Is A Root Of Evil, In Christian Charity, He'd Take Away Whatever Things May Hinder Your Salvation.