Because I Am An Englishman I Spent

Forget Trying To Be Sexy. That's Just Gruesome.

Actors Are Basically Drag Queens. People Will Tell You They Act Because They Want To Heal Mankind Or, You Know, Explore The Nature Of The Human Psyche. Yes, Maybe. But Basically We Just Want To Put On A Frock And Dance.

I Don't Know If There's A Problem With Original Ideas... I Think A Healthy Film Industry Should Have A Good Supply Of Good, Original Writing.

I Have Almost No Memory Of Them [st. Trinian's Films]. I Don't Think I've Seen Them Since I Was Quite Young. I Was A Bit Frightened Of The Girls. I Fancied Them. Even Though I Was Young, I Found Them Attractive And Rather Frightening. I've Always Been Attracted To Frightening Girls! I'm Married To One!

I'm Not Patient, And Some Things Drive Me Crazy. In My Work, I Get Incredibly Upset When People Don't Get It Right Or Don't Respect Others' Needs.