Because Nothing Is As Perfect As You

I Tiger Can Smile A Snake Will Say It Loves You Lies Make Us Evil

Trust Me, The Being-dead Part Is Much Easier Than The Dying Part. If You Can Watch Much Television, Then Being Dead Will Be A Cinch. Actually, Watching Television And Surfing The Internet Are Really Excellent Practice For Being Dead.

I Haven't Shoplifted Since I Was 13.

Nothing Was Solved When The Fight Was Over, But Nothing Mattered.

A Couple Drinks. A Couple Aspirin. Repeat.