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I Guess I Wouldn't Believe In Anything If It Weren't For My Lucky Astrology Mood Watch.

I Believe That Sex Is One Of The Most Beautiful, Natural, Wholesome Things That Money Can Buy.

I Handed In A Script Last Year And The Studio Didn't Change One Word. The Word They Didn't Change Was On Page 87.

I Ignored My Stand-up Career For Twenty-five Years, But Now, Having Finished This Memoir, I View This Time With Surprising Warmth. One Can Have, It Turns Out, An Affection For The War Years.

I Have Found That-- Just As In Real Life--imagination Sometimes Has To Stand In For Experience.