Before You're A Mom You Don't Know

Getting Pregnant Wasn't Easy, And I Found That Devastating. I Really Beat Myself Up For Waiting So Long When I'd Always Wanted Children And Family Had Been The Basis Of My Happiness My Whole Life.

I Squirrel Away Sealed Greeting Cards That People Give Me So I Can Open Them Later When I'm Having A Bad Day.

I Feel Like 'csi: Miami' Was Just A License To Do All Sorts Of Horrible Things That I'd Always Wanted To Do.

What I Know From My Friends Who Are Cops Is They Keep Their Houses Very Clean, Because They Say You Never Know If You're Coming Back Or Not.

I Never Wear Pants In My Life. I Never Thought I'd Say This, But I Miss Wearing Pants. For The First Time In My Life, I Miss My Pants.