Before You're A Mom You Don't Know

I Couldn't Wait To Look At Someone Who Shared My Genes. I Thought My Baby Was Going To Provide A Decoder Key To My Past. But Then I Looked At Pippa And Realized, No, She's Actually The Key To My Future.

I'm Very Self-conscious Having My Picture Taken, So I Clown Around. My Driver's License Photo Looks Like A Blonde Elvis.

It's A Reality That In This Business There's An Expectation Of Being Thin. But Having A Baby Is A Reality Too, And It's More Important For Me To Make Milk Than To Fit Into Those Tiny Pants. So That's Just Going To Have To Wait.

It's Amazing What Sleep Does For Your Looks.

When I Was 8, My Favorite Toy Was A Stapler. My Brother Was Afraid Of Me.