Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My

And, Of Course, The Funniest Food: "kumquats". I Don't Even Bring Them Home Anymore. I Sit There Laughing And They Go To Waste.

If The Cops Didn't See It, I Didn't Do It!

If The Shoe Fits, Buy Another One Just Like It.

In The Navy, There Is No Wrong Hole. In The Marines, There Is Always A Hole.

Sometimes, When I Was Really Loaded, I'd Sit On The Floor And Sort Out Every Nut And Bolt In The House. It Was Just Sheer Insanity. And Often There'd Be Speed In The Cut, So I Was A Speed Freak, Too.