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Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My First Air Force Court-martial, But That's Another Story.
-George Carlin
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Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My
George Carlin
Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My First Air Force Court-martial, But That's Another Story.
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