Being A Husband Is A Whole-time Job.

The Saxophone Is The Embodied Spirit Of Beer.

It Is Only People Of Small Stature Who Have To Stand On Their Dignity.

Far From The Madding Crowd Is A Mistake On A Honeymoon.... Solitude! Wherever You Are, If You're On A Honeymoon, You'll Get Quite As Much Solitude As Is Good For You Every Twenty-four Hours. Constant Change And Distraction -- That's What Wants Arranging For. Solitude Will Arrange Itself.

A Man Of Sixty Has Spent Twenty Years In Bed And Over Three Years In Eating.

Always Behave As If Nothing Had Happened, No Matter What Has Happened.