Being A Real Writer Means Being Able

What's The Use Of Being A Writer If You Can't Irritate A Great Many People?

A High Church For The True Mediocre.

Left-wingers Are Incapable Of Conspiring Because They Are All Egomaniacs.

Writing For A Newspaper Is Like Running A Revolutionary War. You Go To Battle Not When You Are Ready, But When Action Offers Itself.

The Highest Prize In A World Of Men Is The Most Beautiful Woman Available On Your Arm And Living There In Her Heart Loyal To You.